I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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