good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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