I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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