when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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