do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
