And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Randomize
