I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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