with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
they need to just BURY HIM!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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