Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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