Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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