he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
