i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Two words: blizzard sex
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize