Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Who died my cat blue again?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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