Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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