i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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