So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
