Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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