Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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