i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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