i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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