I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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