How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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