It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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