Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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