The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Can you repeat that, but with context?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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