you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
