i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She bit a glass in half.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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