Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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