she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Are we still banned from the library?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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