Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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