Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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