Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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