Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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