who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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