Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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