But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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