She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize