I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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