bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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