If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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