in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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