I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
