real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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