Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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