please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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