dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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