I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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