Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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