I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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