i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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