apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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