There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I've blown a few things in my day
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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