ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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