She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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Do I have a choice?
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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